MEDLEY LYRICS ALL CONTESTANT MEDLEYALBUMS / Leave a Comment / By Umesh Khade MEDLEY LYRICS ALL CONTESTANT MEDLEYGo Genie! (Go-Go!) Go Genie! (Go-Go, Go-Go!)Listen up, here we go! I’m the blue kid, groovin’ in, getting it done And we’re judging all these candidates while having some fun, you know!Time to bring out the tal-ent!We’re callin’ all the big and small the crazy, cool and tall We’re looking for the winner we can call to be our next Disney staaarrYeah Disney Elite will never be the same, we got–The Greatest (greatest) Disney show on earth!GENIE: (Yeah! It’s a party every week, baby!)It’s the Greatest Disney show that you deserve! (Oh yeah –come check it out)These people are so entertaining (That’s right!) and others are exhilarating! (Just a little bit…) Better to pray, are you here to stay? The greatest Disney show on Earth! Greatest Disney Show On Earth! (I’m your man!)Hoooooo! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome welcome welcome to the new edition of America’s Got…(Whispering) Nnnnnope!The Voice Of…(Whispering loud) Just stop.I swear there’s a new talent show every week…(Whispering loudly) COME ON WE JUST PLAYED THE THEME SONG–(Whispering) Oh, right heh…(aside) I don’t know why I bother…–Welcome to “The Greatest Disney Show On Earth” the best talent showcase you’ll ever see! Boy, have we got a great show for each and every one of you tonight! So out of 100 contestants came our 6 best ones, who will be showcasing incredible talents for you all today!(AUDIENCE CHEERING SFX)First, let’s give a hand to the fabulous ITM staff, who put together this show through several months of hard work, and, also, enlisted the help of tonight’s celebrity judge panel! Introducing our first judge, all the way from France, let’s give it up for Judge Belle!(Applause)Our second judge was mentor of the year, as decided by me… just now. Give it up for… Judge Ariel!(Applause)(Talking to himself) The producers of this show are gonna kill me…Our final judge has absolutely nothing special…(Screaming) SQUAAAK— I’ll go pack up my things…Hahaha, I was joking! Put your hands together for the head judge and creative director–Maui!(Cheering crowd)Great! Let us start this amazing show with an incredible performance by the one and only…Flubber!(Applause)Hey, Flubber! Were you green with envy when you came in DEAD LAST in the previous round?(He laughs, embarassed) well… green is just my natural colour.Seriously, who hired this guy? (end of Iago’s layers)Well, good to know! Ok, we are ready for you to shock us with your performance! (Flubber finger dancing/puppet performance, he moonwalks, finger breakdances, etc.) (A finger breaks)(Screams) Oh gawd!!!(crowd gasps in shock)Just kidding that was part of the act. Ta daa!!! (Flips all fingers back)(Crowd goes wild)Well flubz, you really got jiggy with it didn’t you! Let’s see what judges have to say, shall we? Belle.Wonderful. That’s the best dance routine I have ever seen!Amen sister! Ariel?I couldn’t agree more.He clearly is NOT part of our world! Maui?I can explain every natural phenomenon… But you sir, are freaky fresh! Well done!Awww, thank you!! (he bows)(Applause)Our next act truly put’s the “M” in Magic. Please, put your hands together for the Sorcerer’s Apprentice!(Applause)So, Mickey… How old are you?I just turned 90!And you’re still an apprentice…Yes! Haha!Hmm.. wouldn’t you say it’s a little odd for a senior citizen–such as yourself–to still be considered an apprentice after all those years of studying?Well, I think that you never ever stop learning & growing. (Crowd Awws)You are so pure, Mickey. We are ready for you to amaze us!(Mickey’s magic performance)(Cheering crowd)WOW! What a remarkable talent! What was your favourite part of that act, Ariel?(Ditsy) Oooh! I liked the part where he did the magic!That was the entire act, hun.(dumb) No, there are other parts: the part when he came on the stage… The part where he will leave the stage, the part where —(Sympathetic) Maui, it’s a good thing you’re pretty… Belle?Okay can we just talk about how this guy looks so great at 90?It’s easy, just get the animators to erase your wrinkles.. duh. Thank you very much Mickey! I think I am starting to smell a winner winner chicken dinner!Oh boy! (Nods and ends layer)Up next we have the lovely Singing Harp. How’s life in the Happy Valley?Oh, we’re back to prosperity now that the Giant is on holiday.Good. We can’t wait to be enchanted by your song.(Harp starts singing. GIRLS ONLY: AUDIO BGVS)(Applause)Sweet Kansas, that girl is amazing!(Maui gasps — Runs away from the screen)Wait, where are you going?I’ll be right back-I just realized that I think I left my stove on.What? You’ve been here all day, when did you do that?(Screaming far from the mic and not showing his face on screen, just a kitchen background) LAST NIGHT! I WAS BAKING A PIE!(He sighs) Demi-goof. Ariel?What is a stove? Does it burn?Yes. Belle?My dad used to make the best chicken pot pies!This ain’t Disney’s Elite Chef people! Ok Harpie, when Maui’s back we’ll let you know if you’re going to the finals.Okay, our next performance is something totally bizarre yet totally cool. Meet the girl with an animal sounds encyclopedia stuck in her throat — Lilo!!Aloha!So Lilo, who taught you all those animal sounds?!My best friend, Stitch! Sometimes I have to force him to puke cause he likes to pretend to eat our animal friends…but then actually ends up swallowing them whole so…(sarcastic) Cuuuute… Good luck!(Lilo’s performance)(applause)You are ready to pounce on the competition aren’t ya?! Amazing. Let’s hear from the judges! Maui–You’re back already? That was fast.Well, I AM a demi-god…So you saw her performance– demi-goof?No.. I was googling how to fix a burnt apple pie…Great.. Ariel?You know, i’m really starting to wish I had some sort of special talent… I think I’ll start tap lessons next week.But Ariel, you don’t have feet…That’s discrimination!Against who?Against girls with FINS!Ok sweetie why don’t we start an online pet-fishin’ later? (Genie bursts out laughing) Oh I crack myself up! (composes himself) Anywho… Put your hands together for Matisse!Meow!So you’re named after the famous painter aren’t ya?Meow!And you’re a painter too, I see!Meow!–And they told me you will paint Maui today?Meow!Guess there’s a little bit of a language barrier here… Meow us and wow us, little one!(Matisse’s performance)(applause)That’s a masterpiece!! Maui, do u think it looks like you?I think she’s missing a little more…muscle definition in certain places… but cats are sooo cute! So it’s a Yes from me!(squeaky voice) Awwww so cute!Some prime judges we have here eh? Let’s move on to our last performance. All the way from Mexico, give it up for…. Miguel!Hola!Miguel, did you visit your ancestors last week?I sure did!Those folks are BONE to be wild, I tell ya! Why don’t you sing the song that brought you to the semi-finals!?(Miguel’s performance. ONLY GUYS AUDIO BGVS)(Applause)That was really HUMEREUS– get it?(Audience laughs)Judges? What do you say?I LOVED it!Me, too!!Sweet as apple pie!–I hope you’re not talking about the one you just burnt to a crisp. Thank you, judges! …Aaaand that’s all the time we have for you today ladies and gentlemen. Tune in next week to find out if Maui ever learns how to bake a proper pie and who will take the crown in “The Greatest Disney Show on Earth”! Byyye!AUDIO ONLYIt’s The Greatest (greatest) Disney show on earth!(Yeah! It’s a party every week, baby!)Greatest (Disney) show we all deserve! (Thanks you for checking it out!)We saw them step it up and take it!Was it enough for them to make it?Well, you can, understand (that it’s) The greatest Disney show on Earth! Greatest Disney Show On Earth!(Genie blows a kiss to the camera and winks)
