Kaka – Shape Punjabi Song Lyrics in English

Shape Tere Lakk Di
Maar Teri Ankh Di
Jivein Mainu Takkdi Ae

Jaayin Gall Dass Ke
Tu Taan Bas Hans Ke
Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae

Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae
Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae

Jadon Tera Leg Day Hunda Ae
Oh Mere Layi Peg Day Hunda Ae
Jadon Tera Leg Day Hunda Ae
Oh Mere Layi Peg Day Hunda Ae

Jadon Tera Chest Day Hunda Ae
Oh Mera Best Day Hunda Ae
Tere Karke Sadde Gym Vich
Raunak Laggi Rehndi Ae

Te Oh Din Din Hi Nahi Chadhda
Jadon Tera Rest Day Hunda Ae
Kake De Geet Romantic Laake
Dumbbell Chakkdi Ae

Na Oh Tainu Takkda Akkda Ae
Na Tu Geet Ton Akdi Ae

Shape Tere Lakk Di
Maar Teri Ankh Di
Jivein Mainu Takkdi Ae

Jaayin Gall Dass Ke
Tu Taan Bas Hans Ke
Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae
Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae

Jadon Tu Work Kardi
Teri Back Te Phir
Saanh Rukde Mundeyan De

Meri Jaan Ohdon Armaan Nahi
Phir Lukkde Mundeyan De
Tere Collar Nu Takk Takk Ke
Sabdi Laar Tapakdi Ae

Natural Mode Kare Upload
Comment Ni Mukkde Mundeyan De
Bani Kaatil Haseena Baha Ke Paseena
Tu Pichhe Chhadd Aayi Salena Kareena

Ke Tere Pichhe Ohde Hoya Maheena
Tu Naaga Di Bacchi Ae Kaabu Ni Aundi
Te Banke Sapera Bajaunda Main Beena

Kehdi Khet Vich Laggi
Kehdi Kanak Da
Ni Tu Aata Chhakdi Ae

Tight Tight Shirt
Loose Loose T-Shirt’an Naal
Kehar Nu Dhakkdi Ae

Shape Tere Lakk Di
Maar Teri Ankh Di
Jivein Mainu Takkdi Ae

Jaayin Gall Dass Ke
Tu Taan Bas Hans Ke
Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae

Teri History Vich Mera
Interest Nahi Koyi
Teri Geography Vich Kake Ne
PHD Karni Ae

Ek Geet Bana Ke Video Vich
Tainu Model Laina Main
Bhavein Sab Kujh Vikk Jaaye
Video HD Karni Ae

Main Suenya Chori Chori
Mere Utte Ni Tu Nazara Rakhdi Ae
Tu Mere Sabar Da Mitha Mitha Phal Ae
Tu Roz Hi Pakkdi Ae

Shape Tere Lakk Di
Maar Teri Ankh Di
Jivein Mainu Takkdi Ae

Jaayin Gall Dass Ke
Tu Taan Bas Hans Ke
Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae

Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae
Jaan Kadd Sakkdi Ae

SHAPE OFFICIAL VIDEO BY KAKA

Mother (Lyrics) I Am Your Mother You Listen to Me Lyrics – Meghan Trainor

(The fact that Meghan Trainor is literally Mother right now)

I am your mother
I am your mother
You listen to me
You listen to me
Stop all that mansplainin’
No one’s listening
Tell me who gave you the permission to speak
I am your mother
I am your mother
You listen to me, shh

Mr. Big boy
Pulling up in your big toy
Sayin’ all that blah, blah, blah
Makin’ all that big noise
‘Cause you’re so frustrated, emasculated
‘Cause you got your shit called out by this little lady

Yet your opinions so strong
Even when you’re wrong
Bet that feels like power to you
That feels like power to you
Must’ve forgot who you’re talkin’ to

I am your mother
I am your mother
You listen to me
You listen to me
Stop all that mansplainin’
No one’s listening, shh
Tell me who it gave you the permission to speak
I am your mother
I am your mother
You listen to me
You listen to me

You just a
Bum-bum-bum (Bum-bum-bum)
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, bum, bum
You just a
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Y’all need a master class from my man
Learn how to satisfy like he can
Ain’t tryna control me and own me
Like an old man on CSPAN
Bet you wish you could wife this
Stay mad, that’s priceless
You with your god complex
But you can’t even make life, bitch

Yet your opinions so strong
Even when you’re wrong
Bet that feels like power to you
That feels like power to you
Must’ve forgot who you’re talkin’ to

I am your mother
I am your mother
You listen to me
You listen to me
Stop all that mansplainin’
Hey
No one’s listening, shh
Tell me who gave you the permission to speak
I am your mother
I am your mother
You listen to me

You just a
Bum, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, bum bum
You just a
Bum-bum-bum (Bum-bum-bum)
Hey
Ladies shake your
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, bum bum
Shake that bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum, bum, bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Mother Official Video- Meghan Trainor

UNRELEASED AND UPCOMING SONG  OF KSHMR X MC STAN LYRICS WILL BE UPDATED SOON.

LETTER TO MYSELF LYRICS BY MORRAY

I Used to Want the Racks by the Duffle and the Cheques by the Millions
Wanted to Protect My Investment, Invest in My Children
Now the Hero Finally Got the Cape Then He Turned into the Villain
Now My Check Is Reality, I’m Finally Startin’ to Feel It
Wasn’t Cool Enough, Broke Fan, All I Had to Feel the Breeze
Night Sweats, Get These Covers Off of Me
Hella Dark, I Couldn’t See
Lights Off, No Electricity
Food Spoiled, Don’t Got No More Ebt
What the Fuck Am I to Eat?
Eat Last, Raisin’ Babies Ain’t Chеap
They Clothes Fly ‘Cause My Clothеs Stayed Cheap
an Eighth Last a Whole Week
Pockets Low, It’s on Froze, How They Freeze
as a Man, I Didn’t Feel Real Manly
Always with the Rent Late, Tryna Figure Out How to Get Paid
Worked All Damn Night, for That Minimum Wage
Prayin’ to Myself, Askin’ God, “Where the Better Days?”
Must’ve Caught the Damn Machine ‘Cause He Wasn’t Answerin’
What Kind of Son Am I Really to Lack the Faith Like That?
So Full of Love, How the Fuck Am I Feelin’ Hate Like That?
Givin’ Out Hate, Just Know You Gon’ Get That Hate Right Back
I Went Off Script, of Course, I Wasn’t Raised Like That
I Used to Want the Racks by the Duffle and the Cheques by the Millions
Wanted to Protect My Investment, Invest in My Children
Now the Hero Finally Got the Cape Then He Turned into the Villain
Now My Check Is Reality, I’m Finally Startin’ to Feel It
Speed Up a Year, Wakin’ Up to a Bigger Crib
Feel Like That Nigga, Gettin’ Figures, What the Business Is
It’s Fuck a Fan, I Got A.c., I Feel the Chill Again
I’m Risin’ Higher, I’m on Fire, Never Chill Again
but I Got Caught Up in the Money, Got Caught Up in the Fame
I Got Caught Up in a Character Who Really Wasn’t Me
I Was Lyin’ to My Wife and Gave Her Nothin’ but Deceit
Eyes on Your Paper, but I Decided to Cheat
Kids Tellin’ Me They Missed Me, I Ain’t Seen ‘Em in Some Weeks
I Was Spendin’ All My Money Like It Grew on Fuckin’ Trees
Wasn’t Takin’ No Advice, I Was Consumed by the Greed
Assassinatin’ My Own Character for the Creed
I Was Down Bad, Now I’m Up
I’m Still Down, Not Too Late, Still Time to Turn Around
and Be Somebody New (New, Ooh, Ooh)
the Best Version of You, Ooh, Ooh
I Used to Want the Racks by the Duffle and the Cheques by the Millions
Wanted to Protect My Investment, Invest in My Children
Now the Hero Finally Got the Cape Then He Turned into the Villain
Now My Check Is Reality, I’m Finally Startin’ to Feel It

KAL HAI MERA SHOW LYRICS BY MC STAN

Khabar Aayi Rehgi , Kal Hai Mera Show
Call Mat Kar Bitch , Leave Me Alone
Every Bro , Is Not Your Bruhhh
Teri Zindigi Meri Zindigi Nai Same Hai ,

Meri Zindigi Mei 3 4 Log Meko Bas Hogaye
Meko Nai Pasand , Kuch Log
Abhi Karta Nai , Kisko Mein Close
Chalo Tumko Leke Jata , Mere Flow Mein

Kalach Banaya Maine , Grills
Dekhu Tere Area Mein , Kara Maine Chill
Yeaahh Yeahhhh !
Meri Baat , Hoti Feel
Timepass Nai Karta Mein , Dekhta Nai Reels
Naa Naaa Naaaaaaa !

Mei Gaano Mei , Likhu Mera Pain
Kya Bolu Teku , Tere Saath Wale Lame
Khudko , Dekh Ke
Mere Aakho Se Aate Nai Aasu , Hum Log Painless

Khabar Aayi Rehgi , Kal Hai Mera Show
Call Mat Kar Bitch , Leave Me Alone
Every Bro , Is Not Your Bruhhh
Teri Zindigi Meri Zindigi Nai Same Hai ,

Meri Zindigi Mei 3 4 Log Meko Bas Hogaye
Meko Nai Pasand , Kuch Log
Abhi Karta Nai , Kisko Mein Close
Chalo Tumko Leke Jata , Mere Flow Mein

Tu Meri Zindigi Me , Aayi Lagi Dalindari
Rip Jo Bhi , Mar Gaye Mere Dost
Teku Malum , Tune Mere Saath Mei Galat Karri
Uss Din Malum Pada , Duniya Hai Cold

Khabar Aayi Rehgi Kal Hai Mera Show
Khabar Aayi Rehgi Kal Hai Mera Show

Khabar Aayi Rehgi , Kal Hai Mera Show
Khabar Aayi Rehgi , Kal Hai Mera Show

Khabar Aayi Rehgi , Kal Hai Mera Show
Call Mat Kar Bitch , Leave Me Alone
Every Bro , Is Not Your Bruhh
Teri Zindigi Meri Zindigi Nai Same Hai ,

Meri Zindigi Mei 3 4 Log Meko Bas Hogaye
Meko Nai Pasand , Kuch Log
Abhi Karta Nai , Kisko Mein Close
Chalo Tumko Leke Jata , Mere Flow Mein

MUJHE PYAAR HO GAYA HAIN LYRICS BY SAAJ BHATT

Haan… Haan…

Main Ishq Ki Muradein
Tu Lafz Hai Dua Ka
Mujhe Tujhse Jodne Ka
Ab Kaam Hai Khuda Ka

Main Ishq Ki Muradein
Tu Lafz Hai Dua Ka
Mujhe Tujhse Jodne Ka
Ab Kaam Hai Khuda Ka

Tu Hi Zindagi Se Pyara
Tu Hi Zindagi Se Pyara
Oh Mere Yaar Ho Gaya Hai

Tera Naam Lete Lete
Tera Naam Lete Lete
Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hain

Tera Naam Lete Lete
Haan Tera Naam Lete Lete
Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hain
Haan Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hain

Tere Jaisa Kuch Nahin
Maine Dekha Har Taraf
Saari Duniyan Ek Taraf
Aur Tu Hai Ek Taraf

Haan… Ho…

Tere Jaisa Kuch Nahin
Maine Dekha Har Taraf
Saari Duniyan Ek Taraf
Aur Tu Hai Ek Taraf

Tera Ishq Hai Ek Taraf, Ek Taraf

Main Raat Ka Sitara
Tu Khaab Hai Subah Ka
Mujhe Tujhse Jodne Ka
Ab Kaam Hai Khuda Ka

Tu Hi Zindagi Se Pyara
Haan Tu Hi Zindagi Se Pyara
Oh Mere Yaar Ho Gaya Hai

Tera Naam Lete Lete
Haan Tera Naam Lete Lete
Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hain

Tera Naam Lete Lete
Haan Tera Naam Lete Lete
Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hain
Haan Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hain

Tera Naam Lete Lete
Mujhe Pyaar,
Mujhe Pyaar Ho Gaya Hain

KING OF THE STREETS LYRICS BY EMIWAY BANTAI

Phatela Chappal Baar Baar
Sil Ke Pehante the (Baar Baar)
Taakat Nahi Taangon Mein to Bhi
Beta Hum Rengte the Reng Ke Chal

Nahi Dete Excuse
Khud Ko Kara Main Rescue
from Life Hours Livin’ Too
Life Ours Given Yo (Blessed)

Tu Yahan Pe Aaya Nahi
Maalik Ne Tujhe Chuna Hai (Kya Bolte)
Khol Apne Pankh Bete
Aasmano’n Ko Chhoona Hai (Try Hard)

Sab Kuchh Jaan Ke Bhi
Insaan Karta Gunah Hai
Bhai Tere Liye Cable Lagega
Ke Kidhar Suna Hai
(Main Sunela Hai Kidhar)

Main Na Chhapun Na Dhaapun
Kisi Se Flow Bro (No-No-No)
Khushi Ke Din Fast Forward
Gham Wale Lagte Slowmo (Kaafi Zyada)

Ghalat Kaandon Mein
Phase Reh Kehta Shaitan
Lekin Main Kehta Use

I Won’t Listen to You No More

Khudi Ko Utha Tu Wahan Se
Jahan Se Lagega Ki Tujhe Phasela Tu (Okay)
Mujhe Hai Pata Main Jiyunga Kaisi Life
Bolunga Hasega Tu (Haha)
Kaise Kaatun Din Jo
Pareshaniyan Se Ghirela
Dekha Nai Hoga Tu Usse
Zyada Chiserha (Dekha Ni)

Par Bhatka Nai Bhatka Nahi
Zindagi Lag Ra Tha Bhool Bhulaiya
Shaana Banaya Ilaake Ne
Badla Mera Rawaiya (Chal Aye)

Logon Ke Taraf Bana Main Baraf
Dil Ka (Bohot Hard)
Jeetne Laga Jab Bhi Dauda
I’m Feelin’ Like a Milkha Main Field Ka
Asar Padega Aas Paas Ke Log
Jaise Honge (Aas Paas Dekh)
Log Karte Judge
Iske Gharwale Kaise Honge (F*ck That)
Mehange Sapne Dekha Kar
Tabhi Jeb Mein Paise Honge
Kaun Kya Soche Mere Hisse Beta
Hum Waise Log Hain (Chal Aye)

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GUESS LYRICS BY EMIWAY

Emiway Bantai!
Aa Gayle Phir Se
Maloom Hai Na
Bantai Ko Lageli Bhookh

Mera Naam Liye Bina
Koyi Kaam Nahi Dera
Lafa Diya Main Sunayi Nai Dera
Subliminal Deri Gaane
Phatt Gayeli Bhai
Bantai Ka Naam Nahi Lera

Yeh Khali Sirf Kar Rele Guess Ki
Yeh Log Hai Best They Not Even Sure
Badan Pe Lv Hai Aankhon Se Pairon Tak
Christian Dior Dior

Feeling Like Arrdee Karne Ka Battle Toh
Bantai I Am Ready for War
Main Jaise Jeff Hardy
Opponent Khatam Karun Deke Swanton Bomb

Yeh Karte Kyun Bantai Ko Diss?
Haan Kyun?
It’s Free I Guess

Sign Hue Bina Bana Main Kaamyaab
Maine Diya Stress Ae Jali Na
Bots Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai Beta
Views Machane Yeah I’m Blessed
Machayenge!

Line Chura Raha Tu Angrezi Gaano Se
Aayela Karne Ko Flex, Chal Ae

Haan Karta Nahi Guess
Haan Hakk Se Main Best
Back to Back Gaane
Main Leta Nahi Rest

Bole the Maloom Hai Mera Address
Phir Maang Rele Location (Bachkane)
Inhein Lageli Hai Ghai Beta No Patience
Isiliye Pade Mere Pichhe Maine Bahut Patience
Dekha Tere Jaise Tujhe Pasand Cock Asian
Kyunki Uk Ki Paidaish Aulaad Hai

Mere Maa Baap Bharat Se
Isiliye Toh Beta Bhi Faulad Hai
Suck Kare Baar Baar
Bantai Ka Bahut Hard Hai
Sign Kiye Bina Kama Raha Main
Ungali Utha Rele Inki Kya Aukaat Hai
Kya Hai Bey?

Day One Se Lyrical Saath Mein Commercial
Sambhala Bantai Ne Scene Mein
Main Kutta Bana Dete Beef Mein
Chheen Ke Baitha Hoon Main Inki Neendein
Haha

Yeh Khali Sirf Kar Rele Guess Ki
Yeh Log Hai Best They Not Even Sure
Badan Pe Lv Hai Aankhon Se Pairon Tak
Christian Dior Dior

Feeling Like Arrdee Karne Ka Battle Toh
Bantai I Am Ready for War
Main Jaise Jeff Hardy
Opponent Khatam Karun Deke Swanton Bomb

Yeh Karte Kyun Bantai Ko Diss?
Haan Kyun?
It’s Free I Guess

Sign Hue Bina Bana Main Kaamyaab
Maine Diya Stress Ae Jali Na
Bots Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai Beta
Views Machane Yeah I’m Blessed
Machayenge!

Line Chura Raha Tu Angrezi Gaano Se
Aayela Karne Ko Flex, Chal Ae

Main Jee Rela Dream
Kyunki Main Sapno Ki Nagri Ko
Kar Rela Rap (Mumbai!)
Sochega Bantai Is Back
Main Kidhar Nahi Gaya Tha
I Never Left (Haan Never)

Ladke Yahan Kaise Hai
Sab Kuchh Bata Dega
Waisa Hai Apna Address
Main Ho Chuka Pass Haan Life Mein
Bachkane Abhi Tak Life Mein
De Rele Test Bachkane

Sirf Kar Rela Sneak Diss
Tere Gaanon Ne Logo Ko Sikhaya Kya?
Kuchh Raha Tha Ki Nahi
Ladki Ko Late Yeh Beef Mein
Yahi Teri Maa Ne Sikhaya Kya
Ae Naamard

Dhan Tera Sab Jo Toone Kamaya
Tu Haath Dala Auron Ki Thali Mein
Haal Hi Mein Aaya Diwali Mein
Farshan Banke Maloom
Tu Mitha Hi Tha Mithe

Haan Koyi Bhi De Beat
Sing Karun Toh Bhi Mere Beta
Zindagi Mein Arijit
Haan Kitna Bhi Likh
Tu Mere Se Weak Jeet Bhi Na Paya
Tu Karke Cheat

Khali Sirf Kar Rele Guess Ki
Yeh Log Hain Best They Not Even Sure
Badan Pe Lv Hai Aankhon Se Pairon Tak
Christian Dior Dior

Feeling Like Arrdee Karne Ka Battle Toh
Bantai I Am Ready for War
Main Jaise Jeff Hardy
Opponent Khatam Karun Deke Swanton Bomb

Ye Khali Sirf Kar Rele Guess
Ye Khali Sirf Kar Rele Kar Rele Guess
Ye Khali Sirf Kar Rele Guess
Ye Khali Sirf Kar Rele Kar Rele

Mera Bhai Mera Bhai Mera Bhai
Tu Nai Hai Re Mera Bhai
Mera Bhai Mera Bhai Mera Bhai
Tu Nai Hai Re Mera Bhai

Aa Chusenge Tere Ko
Haan Panni Mein Daal Ke
Whitener Bachi Tu Thinner
I Keep on Repenting
Better Keep Distance Only
I Know I’m a Sinner

Haan Rehta Main Hifi Ilake Mein
Phir Bhi Main Badla Nahi
We Got No Manners
My Girl Is Your Mom
and She Don’t Wanna Leave
Because She Already Staying with Winner
Bit*h

Chalte Reh, Chal!

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DUBAI KA SHEIKH LYRICS WICKED SUNNY

Nikla Hoon Apne Main Sheher Se Haal Hee Mein
Pakk Gaya Reh-Reh Ke Main Toh Yahan Chaali Mein
Din Raat So Ke Main Sapne Sajaya
Lunch Hoga Dubai Mein Dinner Toh Bali Mein

Nikla Hoon Ghar Se Main Paisa Utha Ke
Dadar Se Seedha Dubai Ko Iaate
Mumbai Mein Reh Ke Main Ho Chuka Bore
Dil Toh Ye Baccha Hai Dil Maange More

Ticket Kataaya Visa Lagaya
Pehli Fursat Mein Hee Chhoda Yeh Mumbai
Burj Khalifa Sapne Mein Aayi Thhi
Boli- Habibi Come to Dubai

Seekho Mujhse Jaate Break Pe Kaise
Mujhko Bhi Jeena Hain Sheikh Ke Jaise
Sapno Mein Hee Karte Aaya Main Tapatap
Oont Chalaunga Main Bhi Toh Raet Pe
Hafta Hua Nahi Dubai Mein Aake
Paise Kaha Chale Gaye Yeh Jeb Se
Dubai Ka Khaake Chicken Aur Mutton
Aaya Singham Return Waapis Break Pe

Mehenga Hua Apna Ret Hain Jaise
Baaton Me Aa Gaya Weight Hain Jaise
Tere Toh Bass Ki Yeh Baat Nahi
Hum Zindagi Jeete Hain Sheikh Ke Jaise

Al Habibi Val Habibi
Mi Gaana Mi Gaana Serite-Serite
Waise Kisi Se Koi Hate Nahi Hain
Par Mere Jaisa Koi Sheikh Nahi Hain

Dubai Ka Banda Kya Karega Mumbai Mein
Palm Jumireh Se Seedha Powai Mein
Milne Se Pehle Ab Take Permission
After All I Am a Dubai Return

Lagta Hain Laakhon Mein Ek Hoon Jaise
Mumbai Ka Pehla Main Sheikh Hoon Jaise
Dhakka-Mukki Nahi Lafde Nahi Pasand
Sheikh Hoon Par Mujhe Lakde Nahi Pasand

Oh My God It’s So Dirty Here
Dubai Mein Kitna Sab Clean Mila
Socha Ke Chhod Doon Chawl
Phir Yaad Aaya Mumbai
Mein Marr Ke Zameen Mila

Chaahe Khatam Ho Jaaye Jeb Ke Paise
Mujhko Toh Jeena Hain Sheikh Ke Jaise
Vada Pav Nahi Pasand Hame Gosht Hain
Sabko Batana Tu Sheikh Ka Dost Hain

Mehenga Hua Apna Rate Hain Jaise
Baaton Me Aa Gaya Weight Hain Jaise
Tere Toh Bas Ki Yeh Baat Nahi
Hum Zindagi Jeete Hai Sheikh Ke Jaise

Al Habibi Val Habibi
Mi Gaana Mi Gaana Serite-Serite
Waise Kisi Se Koi Hate Nahi Hain
Par Mere Jaisa Koi Sheikh Nahi Hain

MEDLEY LYRICS ALL CONTESTANT MEDLEY

Go Genie! (Go-Go!) Go
Genie! (Go-Go, Go-Go!)

Listen up, here we go!
I’m the blue kid, groovin’
in, getting it done
And we’re judging all these candidates
while having some fun, you know!

Time to bring out the tal-ent!

We’re callin’ all the big and small
the crazy, cool and tall
We’re looking for the winner we can
call to be our next Disney staaarr

Yeah Disney Elite will
never be the same, we got–

The Greatest (greatest)
Disney show on earth!

GENIE:
(Yeah! It’s a party every week, baby!)

It’s the Greatest Disney
show that you deserve!
(Oh yeah –come check it out)

These people are so
entertaining (That’s right!)
and others are exhilarating!
(Just a little bit…)
Better to pray, are you here to stay?
The greatest Disney show on Earth!
Greatest Disney Show On
Earth! (I’m your man!)

Hoooooo! Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome welcome welcome to the
new edition of America’s Got…

(Whispering)
Nnnnnope!

The Voice Of…

(Whispering loud)
Just stop.

I swear there’s a new
talent show every week…

(Whispering loudly)
COME ON WE JUST PLAYED THE THEME SONG–

(Whispering)
Oh, right heh…

(aside)
I don’t know why I bother…

–Welcome to “The Greatest Disney
Show On Earth” the best talent
showcase you’ll ever see! Boy,
have we got a great show for each
and every one of you tonight!
So out of 100 contestants came our
6 best ones, who will be showcasing
incredible talents for you all today!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING SFX)

First, let’s give a hand to the
fabulous ITM staff, who put together
this show through several months
of hard work, and, also, enlisted
the help of tonight’s celebrity
judge panel! Introducing our first
judge, all the way from France,
let’s give it up for Judge Belle!

(Applause)

Our second judge was mentor of the
year, as decided by me… just
now. Give it up for… Judge Ariel!

(Applause)

(Talking to himself)
The producers of this
show are gonna kill me…

Our final judge has
absolutely nothing special…

(Screaming)
SQUAAAK—
I’ll go pack up my things…

Hahaha, I was joking! Put your
hands together for the head judge
and creative director–Maui!

(Cheering crowd)

Great! Let us start this amazing
show with an incredible performance
by the one and only…Flubber!

(Applause)

Hey, Flubber! Were you green
with envy when you came in DEAD
LAST in the previous round?

(He laughs, embarassed)
well… green is just my natural colour.

Seriously, who hired this guy?
(end of Iago’s layers)

Well, good to know! Ok, we are ready for
you to shock us with your performance!
(Flubber finger dancing/puppet
performance, he moonwalks,
finger breakdances, etc.)
(A finger breaks)

(Screams)
Oh gawd!!!

(crowd gasps in shock)

Just kidding that was part
of the act. Ta daa!!!
(Flips all fingers back)

(Crowd goes wild)

Well flubz, you really got jiggy
with it didn’t you! Let’s see what
judges have to say, shall we? Belle.

Wonderful. That’s the best
dance routine I have ever seen!

Amen sister! Ariel?

I couldn’t agree more.

He clearly is NOT part of our world!
Maui?

I can explain every natural
phenomenon… But you sir, are
freaky fresh! Well done!

Awww, thank you!! (he bows)

(Applause)

Our next act truly put’s the “M” in
Magic. Please, put your hands together
for the Sorcerer’s Apprentice!

(Applause)

So, Mickey… How old are you?

I just turned 90!

And you’re still an apprentice…

Yes! Haha!

Hmm.. wouldn’t you say it’s
a little odd for a senior
citizen–such as yourself–to
still be considered an apprentice
after all those years of studying?

Well, I think that you never
ever stop learning & growing.
(Crowd Awws)

You are so pure, Mickey. We
are ready for you to amaze us!

(Mickey’s magic performance)

(Cheering crowd)

WOW! What a remarkable talent! What was
your favourite part of that act, Ariel?

(Ditsy)
Oooh! I liked the part
where he did the magic!

That was the entire act, hun.

(dumb)
No, there are other parts: the
part when he came on the stage…
The part where he will leave
the stage, the part where —

(Sympathetic)
Maui, it’s a good thing
you’re pretty… Belle?

Okay can we just talk about how
this guy looks so great at 90?

It’s easy, just get the animators
to erase your wrinkles.. duh.
Thank you very much Mickey! I
think I am starting to smell a
winner winner chicken dinner!

Oh boy! (Nods and ends layer)

Up next we have the lovely Singing
Harp. How’s life in the Happy Valley?

Oh, we’re back to prosperity now
that the Giant is on holiday.

Good. We can’t wait to be
enchanted by your song.

(Harp starts singing.
GIRLS ONLY: AUDIO BGVS)

(Applause)

Sweet Kansas, that girl is amazing!

(Maui gasps — Runs
away from the screen)

Wait, where are you going?

I’ll be right back-I just realized
that I think I left my stove on.

What? You’ve been here all
day, when did you do that?

(Screaming far from the mic and
not showing his face on screen,
just a kitchen background)
LAST NIGHT! I WAS BAKING A PIE!

(He sighs)
Demi-goof. Ariel?

What is a stove? Does it burn?

Yes. Belle?

My dad used to make the
best chicken pot pies!

This ain’t Disney’s Elite Chef people!
Ok Harpie, when Maui’s back we’ll let
you know if you’re going to the finals.

Okay, our next performance is
something totally bizarre yet
totally cool. Meet the girl with
an animal sounds encyclopedia
stuck in her throat — Lilo!!

Aloha!

So Lilo, who taught you
all those animal sounds?!

My best friend, Stitch! Sometimes
I have to force him to puke cause
he likes to pretend to eat our
animal friends…but then actually
ends up swallowing them whole so…

(sarcastic)
Cuuuute… Good luck!

(Lilo’s performance)

(applause)

You are ready to pounce on the
competition aren’t ya?! Amazing. Let’s
hear from the judges! Maui–You’re
back already? That was fast.

Well, I AM a demi-god…

So you saw her performance– demi-goof?

No.. I was googling how to
fix a burnt apple pie…

Great.. Ariel?

You know, i’m really starting to wish
I had some sort of special talent… I
think I’ll start tap lessons next week.

But Ariel, you don’t have feet…

That’s discrimination!

Against who?

Against girls with FINS!

Ok sweetie why don’t we start
an online pet-fishin’ later?
(Genie bursts out laughing)
Oh I crack myself up!
(composes himself) Anywho…
Put your hands together for Matisse!

Meow!

So you’re named after the
famous painter aren’t ya?

Meow!

And you’re a painter too, I see!

Meow!

–And they told me you
will paint Maui today?

Meow!

Guess there’s a little bit of
a language barrier here… Meow
us and wow us, little one!

(Matisse’s performance)

(applause)

That’s a masterpiece!!
Maui, do u think it looks like you?

I think she’s missing a little
more…muscle definition in
certain places… but cats are
sooo cute! So it’s a Yes from me!

(squeaky voice) Awwww so cute!

Some prime judges we have here eh?
Let’s move on to our last performance.
All the way from Mexico,
give it up for…. Miguel!

Hola!

Miguel, did you visit
your ancestors last week?

I sure did!

Those folks are BONE to be wild, I
tell ya! Why don’t you sing the song
that brought you to the semi-finals!?

(Miguel’s performance.
ONLY GUYS AUDIO BGVS)

(Applause)

That was really HUMEREUS– get it?

(Audience laughs)

Judges? What do you say?

I LOVED it!

Me, too!!

Sweet as apple pie!

–I hope you’re not talking
about the one you just burnt
to a crisp. Thank you, judges!
…Aaaand that’s all the time we have
for you today ladies and gentlemen.
Tune in next week to find out if Maui
ever learns how to bake a proper pie
and who will take the crown in “The
Greatest Disney Show on Earth”! Byyye!

AUDIO ONLY

It’s The Greatest (greatest)
Disney show on earth!

(Yeah! It’s a party every week, baby!)

Greatest (Disney) show we all deserve!
(Thanks you for checking it out!)

We saw them step it up and take it!

Was it enough for them to make it?

Well, you can, understand (that it’s)
The greatest Disney show on Earth!
Greatest Disney Show On Earth!

(Genie blows a kiss to
the camera and winks)