DUMMIES LYRICS TOM MCDONALD
I love the earth but I don’t really wanna save it (what?)
Everything is sexist, homophobic, or it’s racist
When life gives us lemons we’re supposed to wanna change it
But my generation rather take some pills and escape it
Say that I’m transphobic if you wanna but one day I’ll be a father
And I really hope my son don’t grow up to be my daughter
I ain’t tryna hurt your feelings, skin should be a little thicker
That’s the problem, being honest got ’em triggered (triggered)
The kids are getting weaker ’cause they’re sheltered by society
Pumpkin spice Ativan for seasonal anxiety (woo)
Wokeness has become a way to bully non-violently
And cancel everyone without improving on the life we lead
Without the white, there’s no black, without the straight, there’s no gay
Without the men, there’s no women, without the night, there’s no day
Without the idiots, we couldn’t laugh at them when they fall
So maybe we need them after all
Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all
Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all (ay yo)
I guess you love to be wrong
Or you don’t have the guts or the balls (ay yo)
Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb
I love the earth but I don’t really wanna save it
Everyone’s obsessed with making stupid people famous (yo)
If a white boy raps then it’s called appropriation
But Beyoncé does her hair blonde and people say she slayed it (weird)
Everybody’s outraged, everybody’s mad (big mad)
Our solutions to the issues don’t make no sense
If stairs are the problem, we build wheelchair ramps (uh-huh)
We don’t cancel feet or persecute the people with legs
The feminists who started their movement would be ashamed of so many things
They fought so you could vote not show your butthole on OnlyFans
I’m not a bad person ’cause you don’t like what I say (yeah)
Call me homophobic just because I think straight (ew)
I love people even though we disagree (disagree)
I wish we could get WiFi signals from a tree (from a tree)
Then everyone would plant them and we’d probably save the planet for free
Too bad we only need ’em to breathe (hm, that’s true)
Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all
Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all (ay yo)
I guess you love to be wrong
Or you don’t have the guts or the balls (ay yo)
Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb
I love the earth but I don’t really wanna save it
Classifying people by their sex and race degrades them
But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population
Guess the labels are okay if they’re Caucasian (that’s right)
Our kids are living in their rooms, I swear we barely ever see ’em
Go outside sometimes, there’s fresh air you could be breathing
Put your phones down, play sports, do something illegal
Go and meet your families, they’re probably nice people
These days you’re a Nazi if you don’t hate the police
They say that white folks think all Asian people are Chinese (hm)
I’m sorry, what kind of white people you mean? (Uh)
English, Scottish, German, Swedish, or Greek?
And Black Lives Matter is problematic (why?)
It excludes anyone without the pigment, it’s automatic (okay)
I understand all the reasons it happened
But including all humans is the actual answer (oh no)
Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all
Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all (ay yo)
I guess you love to be wrong
Or you don’t have the guts or the balls (ay yo)
Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb dumb, dee dee dumb dumb
